Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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