Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
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please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
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Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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