I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Randomize