Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
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there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
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I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
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Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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