I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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