I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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