D3 body, D1 cock
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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