Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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