at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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