Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
i think i just lost a toe
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Randomize
