This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
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If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
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Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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