just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
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