I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
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let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
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I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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