In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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