Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
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i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
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God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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