What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
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You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
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Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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