My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
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Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
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40s are totally the cure
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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