what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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