Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
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