Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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