idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I seem to have left my pride at pride
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I think a kid would responsible me up
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
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