10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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