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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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