how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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