the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
be right there i have to get my cape
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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