i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
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You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
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Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
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