Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
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I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
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Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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