Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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