Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
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She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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