Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
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