Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
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You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
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That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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