fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
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she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
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I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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