If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
His hands were made for my vagina.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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