If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
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dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
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Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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