So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
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I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
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dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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