Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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