but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
