I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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