What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Who died my cat blue again?
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