I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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