he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
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She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
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There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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