She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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