yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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