no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
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He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
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Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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