why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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