He disabled his match.com account in front of me
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
What a dumb baby whore.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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