Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
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I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
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Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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