I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
either way he was missing a nipple.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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