Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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