we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
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And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
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IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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