would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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