You smell like a Billy Joel song
They should really pass out barf bags in church
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
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I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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