Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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