I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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