I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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