video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
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you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
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I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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