You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
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He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
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If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize