yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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